So about 2 minutes ago I was cruising my favorite national pageant message board, when at the very top of the page I saw an ad offering to help me find my "Dream Colombian".
I couldn't help myself, I clicked in.
The only thing that is less of a 'legitimate dating site' would be something for Russian mail order brides.
My dream Colombian isn't on that site, he's in LA wearing a blue speedo and working as a cabana boy for a wealthy housewife trying to get his music career going. Ooooh and he's for some reason always covered in oil and loves to help you apply your sunscreen but in a totally not creepy way.